Boo! Happy Halloween

Happy-Halloween-Quotes-1-1It doesn’t matter if you want a bag of treats or to scare someone with a sneaky trick, because there is always time for an eye rolling, can’t believe someone said that joke.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates.